If my journalism career goes to hell and I have to take a job in politics, I want to go work for these guys! The small print at the bottom says that this informative ad was paid for by the Lard Information Council.
(The ad, sadly, is actually a spoof from a 1992 edition of the British magazine Viz. It matters not. I will launch the lard lobby if need be. I will join forces with the margarine and artificial flavors lobbyists and we will be the kings of K Street.)
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